I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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