I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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