She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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