4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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