no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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