I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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