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found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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