Dual....:-)
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
