I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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