BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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