The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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