It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
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