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38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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