dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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