i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
where does the pee come out of this thing
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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