i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
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