How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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