Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
Randomize