eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
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