is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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