They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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