I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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