some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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