im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Randomize
