Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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