mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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