After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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