I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
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