okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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