Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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