doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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