So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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