when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
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