I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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