You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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