what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
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