How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
operation have a gay friend backfired
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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