do herpes really smell.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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