I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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