But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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