wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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