Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Randomize