Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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