I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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