When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Randomize
