You were right. It hurts to walk today.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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