apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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