Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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