that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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