No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
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