So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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